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Post  Voodoo 4th November 2010, 20:49

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?.. - Matt
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Post  Voodoo 4th November 2010, 20:52

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?
A quarter pounder with cheese!

How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give the bitch a shovel

What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?
Lipstick

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Post  SSJ4shanefitzy 4th November 2010, 23:13

That's what she said...
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Post  Rabbit of Caerbannog 5th November 2010, 21:49

If you had brains, you'd be lethal
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Post  Gandirby 30th March 2011, 05:52

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

Chuck Norris doesn't Breathe. He holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.

We don't know if Chuck Norris enjoys a good fight. Hes never had one.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Paper beats rock. rock beats scissors. and scissors beats paper. but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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Post  The_Garnett21 1st April 2011, 01:33

Great. More Chuck Norris jokes, lol.

lol!
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